Funny Dad Jokes 2025

Laughter is the best medicine, and what better jokes way funny jokes to lighten up your day than with some hilarious jokes? Whether  you're looking for clever one-liners, dad jokes, or classic puns, we've got you covered. Here are some of the funniest jokes to share with friends, family, or even just to make yourself smile.

???? Classic One-Liner Jokes

1. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.


2. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.


3. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.


4. I told my suitcase that there will be no vacations this year. Now it’s dealing with a lot of baggage.


5. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

???? Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan

1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!


2. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.


3. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!


4. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!


5. I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, "They’re right behind you!"

???? Knock-Knock Jokes

1. Knock, knock.
   
   
   
   • Who’s there?
   
   
   • Lettuce.
   
   
   • Lettuce who?
   
   
   • Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
   
   
   
   


2. Knock, knock.
   
   
   
   • Who’s there?
   
   
   • Cow says.
   
   
   • Cow says who?
   
   
   • No, silly, cow says "Moo!"
   
   
   
   


3. Knock, knock.
   
   
   
   • Who’s there?
   
   
   • Boo.
   
   
   • Boo who?
   
   
   • Don’t cry, it’s just a joke